Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017

mercy killing

1. euthanasia: the act of killing someone painlessly (especially someone suffering from an incurable illness)

2. Killing by one person of another who has an incurable illness or injury in its most painful stages.

My mom gave my grandpa a whole lot of pills and said it was ok because god doesn't punish mercy killing.

by the motherfucking jke you.... June 2, 2009

Mervyn

another word for superman

He's so strong and smart, like Mervyn!

by borgan August 30, 2010

mercy sex

Mercy sex is sex, coital or oral, given a guy for comfort reasons rather than because of desire or love.

After Seamus had taken her to dinner Molly felt that she needed to give him some mercy sex.

by Heather Yamamoto January 29, 2006

merky

its discustingly good

that tune is merky

by ugonna August 26, 2003

Merry Chestmas

In sexting, a greeting sent by a woman when she sends chest photos.

"Hey baby! It's too bad you're away on business. Check your email when you're alone. Merry Chestmas!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

red neck Merry-Go-Round

See NASCAR.

The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.

by SleepyZ February 14, 2004