merkin sprite

Offspring of an Wizard (male) and a fairy (female).

Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.

While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.

I heard a Merkin Sprite singing the most beautiful song I have ever heard today near the river.

by m4ngthegang September 11, 2011

merkin

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Merkin

a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.

Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.

by skankyk May 17, 2011

merkin

to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you

Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin

by Sheree aka Mz. New Orleans August 9, 2006

merkin

An artificial vagina

I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.

by SWMD August 6, 2004

Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.

Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.

by acemanaceman May 29, 2014

merkin

A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.

Set us that merkin, will you?

by DrummerJonny August 14, 2007