Melvin

A guy (typically in secondary school) that is such an idiot, he will read overly flattering urban dictionary definitions of his name in front of the class. Melvins are usually known for disrupting class, not wearing medical masks properly, and claiming to be everyone’s boyfriend.

Person 1: Dude you should have seen that guy at lunch who read an urban dictionary definition of his name saying that you’d promise your virginity to him. Sarah doubled over laughing.

Person 2: Yeah, he’s such a Melvin. He even forgot John’s name.

Melvin by KyloIsBest653 February 28, 2022

Melvin

a person with the name Melvin is someone who is most likely gay tall and a bit of a bully but only as a joke. people with the name Melvin are also sweet caring and they usually have a crush on close friends

hello my name is Melvin

Melvin by slay baddie June 9, 2022

melvin

A melvin is a word to describe the bulge around the penis when wearing tight pants or when the pants have gathered around the pubic region. Male version of a camel toe.

When Ricky sat down, not only did his ass crack hang out but he was rockin a serious melvin.

melvin by Anthony Litwin March 19, 2007

melvin

a guy who is hopelessly pathetic with women. Think Dustin Diamond.

"So she cheated on him and he, being the Melvin that he is, told her HE was sorry and bought her some flowers."

melvin by Delabar May 20, 2007

Melvin

a wedgie so intense that ones pants are also involved.

Dang, look at that nerd's intense melvin!

Oo girl, fix your shorts, you got a melvin.

Melvin by Angelynbean April 21, 2009

melvin

A penis that is visable through the pants; the male version of cameltoe.

the guitarist had the biggest melvin

melvin by Yarrow May 28, 2006

Melvin

Melvin is a man that could face off any challenge, he is a fútbol (soccer) addict and will always try his best to win a game . He's great on his feet and would try to face anything that comes in his way .He is also a nice , cool , smart and a great friend to have .

Did you hear? melvin scored a hat trick!

Melvin by Melvin the great June 16, 2017