millennial meltdown

An event, exemplified by irrational emotional displays, in which members of the Millennial generation encounter situations contrary to their view of society, business, or institutions.

Her millennial meltdown was precipitated when she was not promoted to Director of Communications in her job of six months post graduation.

by rsquaredatlanta May 8, 2019

sarkeesian meltdown

When someone looses there shit just because someone they dislike is around.

When Anita saw Sargon sitting there she had a sarkeesian meltdown

by Church of Kek July 4, 2017

minneapolis meltdown

Ur on vacation in minnesota and ur girl is giving ya head....right when ur about to blow u puckh her in the nose, pull out cum in her face and throw her out in the cold to let the cum and blood freeze together.

Damn Pick It up gave the bitch the Minneapolis Meltdown

by Matt Carnes Pick It up February 25, 2009

Russian Meltdown

When your engaging in anal sex, you grab a golf club and ball, you drive the gold ball up her asshole and punch her in the stomach until she pukes out her intestines.

"My teacher let me give her a 'russian meltdown' last night."

by J.T.Z. March 6, 2009

Chocolate Meltdown

In intercourse, one partner suctions their mouth to the others butthole, the person then must shit into the others mouth until their mouth overflows with shit.

dude i totally just gave sally a chocolate meltdown. she'll never forget it

by The Beef Master November 28, 2011

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

lyrical meltdown

In a band - writting whatever you want to write, no matter what style or how bad it is without fear of receiving non-constructive critisism from the rest of the band. That means that a death metal growler can write acoustic emo songs if he or she wants for the lenght of the meltdown. Done to allow some freedom to your band and boost creativity. The material can later be salvaged and molded to fit the band's overall style.

Through the meltdown, Joel didn't write anything but instead rode his guitar on his cock and videotaped it. Damn he's useless!

by Broody May 13, 2005