mikhail gorbachev

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.

Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?

by Dental malpractizzle May 27, 2006

Mikhail

A large-nosed fella who, without reason, is equipped with large toes. As it is written in the law of the land, Mikhail does not understand basic social etiquette. He will sometimes sit down next to you and stare at you dead in the eyes and say, "Am I being weird right now?" A girl on a bed thinks Mikhail is beautiful, but a guy in a chair thinks Mikhail is a delicious dick-hole with a dream.

Why is Mikhail here?

by Michael Fucker October 8, 2018

mikhail

the type of guy to kill him self with a spoon

R.I.P mikhail cause of death dies to spoon

by fart poo December 11, 2018

Mikhail

Mikhail is an asshole. He always ignores people and only loves himself. He thinks that he is a big dick but in real he can be only a piece of shit nothing more. Furthermore he is stupid af his Instagram account sucks.

Mikhail the human form of narcissism.

by Someone that has a crush on May 22, 2017

Mikhail Medina

Mikhail is my lord and savior. I have a religion based off of him. He gets his ass eaten on the daily and taught me how to put the shot.

I wish I was Mikhail Medina, I’ll go kill my self now

by Gabi Bazikas June 15, 2018

Mekhala

Mekhala, not a very popular name, is very popular among her friends. She is smart, intelligent and lazy at the same time making a deadly combo. She usually judges people very often and doesn't like to settle for less. She can be a bitch sometimes and by sometimes I mean all the time but she is good at heart at the same time. She can hurt you so don't fall for her. She is extravagant and loves expensive merchandise but lacks the money to do so and ends up broke.
She is hot, sexy and minimalistic and does not like to encounter social gatherings hence ends up spending weekends watching netflix and falls asleep on the couch with her half eaten burrito.

Guy 1: Did you hear about mekhala?, the new girl in the campus?
Guy 2: No, what about her?
Guy 1: She's hot af.
Guy 2: Guess on whom I am shooting my shot the next week ;)

by ThatOneHotGuy;) December 1, 2020

Mikhail

He is a confederate. He also looks exactly like Jonesy from Fortnite. He is really racist. he is also autistic. He is a Republican.

Mikhail is dumb as fuck

by Obesekid April 6, 2022