jam-o-meter

A fictional device that actually measures how jammed up someone is. The jam-o-meter is on a scale from 1 to 11.

Keith sure appears fired up today. I bet he's at least an 8 on the jam-o-meter.

by Nexter Level April 22, 2009

mafternoon

a greeting for the time of day between morning and afternoon

Peter: Mafternoon Michael.

Michael: Mafternoon to you too, Peter.

by anonymous - stl November 26, 2007

e meter

a trick employed by scientologists to try to scam you into taking their 'therapy' sessions at $400 a pop. here is a guide. beware:

1. First a scientologist will approach you, offering you a free stress test. you will know they are a scientologist, as they will have the staring, unblinking 'crazy eyes'. they will be very reluctant to take no for an answer.

2. if you do go with them, they will hook you up to an 'e meter'. they will ask you to think of some deeply troubling experience, and when the meter moves slightly, they will present this as evidence you need therapy.

3. you will end up paying $400 a session to have whats troubling you 'audited' (cleared) from your mind. but get this: whats troubling you is, apparently, the souls of murdered aliens (thetans) in your head. betcha didn't see that one coming eh?

i'm sick of these scientologists trying to jack my nads with their e meters

by me old fruity June 19, 2006

mesterfication

Is the classification of everthing that went on during a school semester.

Identifyingclasse's.Identifying,goals,morals,choices,
rules.and other school ethics.

mesterfication.

by regardless devon victory March 23, 2010

meatery

also known as a butcher shop

i went to the meatery to buy some meat

by Darrel Burns June 10, 2008

freak-o-meter

A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.

"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

Heart Melter

Someone who makes your heart melt and gently places tingles down your spine each time you look into their eyes, talk to them, hear their voice, feel their touch and sense their presence.
*Not to be confused to heart breaker. Heart melters are sweethearts who love for their heart melting skills :)

LiLLy walked down the street whistling to herself, when suddenly she saw the man of her dreams and she felt a flutter in her chest then suddenly she heard the bubbling of her heart melt. That day, she met her heart melter:)

by carebear119 June 6, 2010