As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
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A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head
Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.
Engineer: I solve practical problems.
the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.
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Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.
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a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet
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Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart
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A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen
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The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera
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A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head
Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.
Engineer: I solve practical problems.
the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.
Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.
Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.
Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!
a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet
Engie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,
Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart
Engie: Built by me,
A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen
Engie: and you best hope;
The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera
Engie: not pointed at you.
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