meatloaf kitty

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.

When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".

by Steph796 January 20, 2009

measly

contemptibly small, meager, or slight

They paid me a measly fifteen dollars for a day's work.

by melher27 February 25, 2011

meatloafing

A position that many cats and kittens prefer to relax in. It's usually in a straight-forward lump with the head and tail protruding, you can't see their paws or feet, as they are buried.

My cat Munchie meatloafs with his head down.

by God November 15, 2004

Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole

Bitch I'm in the mood for some Spaniard meatloaf.

by Richard Inface December 5, 2010

meaty oaker

How idiots spell mediocre.

Person 1: I feel so meaty oaker sometimes
Person 2: Ever heard of a dictionary?

by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017

Meatlovers

a substitution for the word dick, meaning sex.

That girl is fine, she could get the meatlovers.

by bringonthetrumpets June 25, 2009

Meaty Gift

When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.

I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.

by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009