Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Meatpiece

A derogatory term referring to a male booty call who is not boyfriend material and not worthy to take you out on a date.

Dude, im drunk i need to call up my meatpiece for a booty call.

by agrij & kspal July 9, 2011

punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

by Whipshock May 2, 2005

Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009

meatpie

The art of putting "man meat" in your "pie hole".

I made meatpie last night, these fries are good.

by Elizabeth Mae June 1, 2007

meatpiece

another name for penis, or a strictly sexual mate.

i want to stroke your meatpiece.
or
my meatpiece is coming over tonight.

by Morning View June 21, 2008

meatpie

when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums

My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie

by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010