The Mockingbird

When you stand over your girlfriend, cum on them, and laugh at them.

I splooged on my girlfriends head, she said I was a asshole, I said no im a "Mockingbird". Therefore called "The Mockingbird".

by Legendary_K4 May 19, 2009

Mockingbird syndrome

When someone is attracted to shiney objects. Mockingbird s are attracted to shiney objects and gather them in there nest.

I was attracted to the chandelier because I have mockingbird syndrome.

by Rhinestone Ricky October 2, 2018

To Kill a Mocking Bird

the worst book ever to be written. the title has absolutely nothing to do with the book, and it had no plot line whatsoever.

everytime i picked up to kill a mocking bird, i fell asleep.

by Fuzzums December 6, 2003

Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009

mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

mcfucking

a word invented by God himself

guy: my shoes cost more than your entire outfit g
other guy: no one mcfucking cares stfu

by i drink penis October 13, 2020

cock mocking

When you mockingly refer to another man's penis.

We gave Alex one hell of a cock mocking. Ya know, 'cuz he has a small penis.

by Gregory June 15, 2004