Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

Mrs mcflurry

There's a person named Charlie who is the queen of mcflurry. She likes ppl licking them of her thighs

Omg thats Mrs mcflurry

by Moscow17 June 3, 2018

McFlurry

McFlurry (verb)- The action of putting someone disliked into a McDonald’s mcflurry machine to blend them up

Used in a sentence- “damn bro I hate Riley” “why don’t you just McFlurry him then? ez?”

by cherrytherapper December 7, 2020

tactical mcflurry

The combination of vanilla pudding and m&m's out of an MRE

Smith has been rat fucking MRE's so he can make a tactical Mcflurry.

by Fishtank35 November 24, 2021

mcflurry

an oreo mcflurry from mcdonalds

person 1:hey have you ever tried the oreo mcflurry from mcdonalds?
person 2: no i haven’t, why? should i?
person 1:hell yea you should! it’s delicious!

by king3000700 February 7, 2023

New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.

Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Blue McFlurry

When a man doesnt wash his penis for a few weeks he gets a build up of schmeg. He then creampies a woman and all the schmeg oozes out - The "Mcflurry"

My wife and I decided to try the new trend, a Blue Mcflurry

by Branman69 March 17, 2020