Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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kevin mcconnell

Being a soulless ginger. Often getting angry for no reason. Typically not that smart.
Omg, quit being a Kevin McConnell.
by The General Manager April 04, 2016
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Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.
Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.
by Richard the curious July 29, 2023
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McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.
I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.
by October 03, 2023
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Glitch McConnel

A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!
Did you see Glitch McConnel malfunction on the News last night, that shit funny AF!
by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023
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