Mcconnell

Brain freeze due to age

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.

by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023

McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

by anonymous October 2, 2023

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

McConnell

Coined by members of the Indiana Pacers' television broadcast crew, this term refers to when, in basketball, an inbound pass is stolen by a member of the team that just scored a basket. This is a trademark move of NBA player T.J. McConnell.

After his teammate made a layup, Tyrese got his team the ball back when he got a McConnell.

by arnfromanderson March 20, 2024

Bitch McConnell

Nickname for the unethical and incompetent Senator from Kentucky who has consistently taken the easy path in politics over standing up for truth, and doing what is right for America.

There is a special place in Hell reserved for Bitch McConnell where he can contemplate the damage he caused to his constituents and to democracy, by failing to stand up to MAGAt before it was too late.

by LaughingAloud January 16, 2026