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Dungeon Master

A term, created for the Dungeons & Dragons game, that describes the player who fulfills two important functions during a roleplaying game: referee and storyteller.

As the rules for Dungeons & Dragons are vast and complex, it's the job of the Dungeon Master to facilitate gameplay and to determine the outcome of contested events by deciding how to interpret a given rule or dice roll.

It's also the job of a Dungeon Master to provide the setting for the players' fictional characters, create goals for the characters to accomplish, and to fill any supporting roles needed for the adventure (kings, princes, dragons, innkeepers, barmaids, villains, etc.).

The ultimate goal of a Dungeon Master is provide a fun and satisfying challenge for the players to overcome, through acting, exploration, puzzle-solving, and scenario-based decision-making.
Girl "I'm shooting! Bang! Bang! I got you!"

Boy "No you didn't! What's the DM say?"

Dungeon Master "The first shot went wide, but the second shot grazed your shoulder, causing a stinging wound."

Boy "I'm returning fire! Bang! Bang!"

Dungeon Master "With your wounded shoulder, you're having a difficult time focusing on your target, and each round fired causes pain to shoot through your arm. Both shots miss."

Girl "I'm taking cover behind this barrel and shooting again! Bang! Bang!"

Dungeon Master "The barrel provides excellent cover, and your aim is true. Both shots strike the leg. He's not going to be able to move particularly fast."

Girl "Yay!"

Boy "Darn! Wait! I notice that the barrel she's hiding behind says 'flammable!' "

Girl "Flammable? What's that mean?"

Dungeon Master "Indeed, the barrel is labeled as flammable. What do you do?"

Boy "I use the last of my energy to shoot the barrel she's hiding behind!"

Dungeon Master "Oh, my. Are you sure?"

Boy "Yes! Bang! Bang!"

Dungeon Master "Well, then..."
by dither August 14, 2008
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An insult which does not require you to swear but destroys your opponent. This insult enlightens your opponent about their shortcomings and annoyance to the society.
Sarah - you are ugly
Me - you my friend are a master at the art of buffoonery
by Popo water bottle June 7, 2023
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Milf Master

A Milf Master is someone who mastered the art of Milf hunting.
Mike: I wish I could score with the ladies like the Milf Master Tokenss.
by mikethebiike June 20, 2009
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Fluid master

When your so good at eating pussy and can get any girl to orgasm!
I took this girl home and she said she's never orgasmed from oral..I looked at her and said relax baby..I'm a fluid master!
by Hom2436 January 24, 2018
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This is my message to my master

This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod

The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."

The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"

Some of them are

This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.

This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?

This is my message to my master, H

there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
This is my message to my master: where is Supreme Calamitas?
by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020
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master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.
Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.
by estimablesir January 11, 2009
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Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"
by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
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