mickey mouser

Derogatory term relating to natives of Liverpool uk (Scousers) Orig. Cockney rhyming slang (London uk) although widely used across the UK.
Term makes fun of scousers cartoon-like: Character, appearance, use of language and squeeky accents.

"Give them mickey mousers an inch and they take a mile"

by Prof. L. Inguista September 11, 2006

mauler

A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.

"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."

by nate d. September 27, 2006

mouser

To purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.

Man, that guy just mousered me.

source: http://www.donationcoder.com/Forums/bb/index.php?topic=14426.0

by pacifika October 20, 2008

mauler

Someone lacking grace and coordination. A klutz or clumsy person. A person usually of large stature (fat ass beasts). The word "ogre" is an appropriate synonym. Another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.

"Chris Farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace."

by DonCorleone August 23, 2005

mauer

verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion

Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening

by Joe's girlfriend and boyfriend, janine and john June 16, 2004

Mauserize

to get one's act together, to be an absolute phenom

" Dude we have a huge exam tomorrow, we gotta mauserize and study tonight"

" We won the game today! We totally mauserized it!"
"Guys, we're running late, we gotta mauserize"

by sparklyglitter92 October 23, 2022

Muser

That's how the fans of the best nowadays rock band in the world: MUSE

-Are you a Muser?

-Of course I am, how couldn't I be obsessed with the best band in the world?

by Queen.ils March 9, 2019