mattyflidia

mattyflidia is a dirty bloke that go round spreading chlamydia with out no regard for others

mattyflidia dirty horrible nasty mofo

by Someone who caught it January 20, 2011

Matty Gee

What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk.

Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.

Be Warned

Matty Gee : Matty is short for Matthew and Gee is short for Gronk

OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol

by alyssa384 October 28, 2014

mattdion

Boy's got so much game, his bitch needs a half time.

Ooh, yeah, yeah, oh baby, yes!!...sorry I'm gonna have to Mattdion this one. bitch needs a break from these skillz.

by Bthang* May 24, 2016

MattySlays

some hoe that says I'll be back later and joins another vc

wow she left she is such a mattyslays

by HoldMyHoops69 August 1, 2017

mattcd

A blue eyed baby boy who has a large ding a long and likes to sing along to indie music. He learned how to have sex on reddit, which explains why he was a vergeen until 35. He cute tho.

Mattcd, stop scrolling through reddit and pay attention to your naked girlfriend.

by Barbara Cumsock October 19, 2019

mattdogbfc

A dwarf with immense sexual superpowers. Has the ability to shoot cum a cross the country and impregnate any women within a 5 mile radius. Truly a magnificent sexy beast

I sure did all the mattdogbfc moves on that hoe

by saculbaby May 27, 2020

Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021