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Mattison

Matti is a very short girl with a bad attitude. she also will beat a bitches ass if needed. she doesn’t play around with people talking shit. also juuls and vapes and plays sports.
Damn, mattison beat her ass today
by Crazygirl108 November 5, 2018
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mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open
"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"
by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009
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Matters

To be a worthless coward of a drunk that sits around and does nothing but chew on oneself and masterbate constantly to scat porn.

Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.
Steve has been such a mess of a Matters latly, he blended a milkshake, double cheeseburger and french fries all together. Then did a a shot and took a nap. When he woke up he was to lazy to blow his nose in the bathroom so he took off his sock and fire a snot rocket into it.
by DrewBagger April 9, 2008
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Mateisha

Finds happiness in giving even at those times when she cant actually afford to give. The type of girl who wears a smile like its an everyday accessory. She puts on a cover despite how hurt she could be feeling just so people don't feel awkward around her She'd rather make people happy nevermind the fact that she might be feeling like crap. Has the biggest heart, don't hold back from going to Mateisha and asking her for advise, you'd be amazed at how knowledge filled this girl can be, at times she might seem like this crazy bubbly girl but behind all the fun and games she has words of wisdom and encouragement boxed up ready to be given and received free of charge. Has gone through turmoil grounds countless times yet remains stronger then the situations have tried to make her be. Stands her ground for the ones she loves and no matter how many times she gets run over by the ones closest, she loves them all the more. Incapable of taking compliments, in one ear and out the other, so throw them at the girl until she realizes how much of a gift she is. Has had her share of mistakes but don't judge her for what you knew,infact judge her and your judging the one person who will never EVER look down on you for anything you're done/doing wrong. Holds a little swag,do's it like a dude, walks it like a bratha, cranks it like a souljah boy, but treat her any less then a woman, caps you like a BOSS. Very very very STUBBORN. her definiton is endless i dare you
Mateisha is so fly right now

Have you got a Mateisha?
by busttamove August 2, 2012
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Mattyish

Mattyish is a retarded nonce
by Mattyish February 14, 2019
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Matthis

Matthis is a super funny guy. He is tall has blonde hair and is super good looking. He pulls all the girls because he is so nice and has massive dick.
Wow he is so good looking. He is a Matthis.
by Fabio.soe November 21, 2021
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Mattis mamma

Super thicc sexy young milf lady with mega dumpy.
by BigBulten April 5, 2022
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