Beatimus Maximus

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.

"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

by marmarthe2nd July 21, 2006

Twaticus Maximus

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.

1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus

by Booty King September 5, 2006

Maximum Over-Rustle

a phrase used to describe the highest level of discontent and discomfort. a varient of "That really Rustled My Jimmies"

Steve: Hey Jon! did you hear what happened to Rick? Leo beat him up at my party last night.

Jom: wow, Leo must have been Maximum Over-Rustled to do something like that.

by Bruce Brewsky April 24, 2013

Maximum Highosity

To reach the peak of being high.

The point in which one has become so high, they can not be any higher.

"I would take another hit, but it'd just be a waste because I've reached maximum highosity."

by Kayla Wattsername October 27, 2012

Yeetus Maximus prime

The Yeet of all Yeets, on the way to Yeetus Omega.

“Yeetus Maximus Prime activate!”

by Yeeticus Maximus Prime October 14, 2019

maximum brutality

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

Wangus Maximus

1) Extremely massive male reproductive organs.

2)Huge meat

I don't like to brag, but the doctor told me I have a rare condition called Wangus Maximus. Want to see?

by sam ward June 15, 2007