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Level-o-matic

A RPG player that only wants to raise his level, without enjoying the history and other game's features. Also known as upper.
That dude is level-o-matic.
by gianop February 18, 2007
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matinee

Sex in the afternoon, particularly when done semi-secretly.
I had to duck home for the matinee.
by Fleegle November 2, 2004
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Ladyboys the matinee

Mildly tourettic term used by men in Carlisle, to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.

Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
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malice

A common portmandeu used by fans for the Marisa Kirasame & Alice Margatroid coupling from the Touhou game series.
I just read this great MAlice doujin*.
*doujin is an amateur, usually fan-made work.
by Wererat March 16, 2009
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Malice

Something bad.

The usage of this term originated in the pubs of Peterborough in the late 90's / early '00's and was born following a dispute over the winnings from a fruit machine. One individual had inserted a large sum of money in a fruit machine and when said individual ran out of money he went to the bar to change a ten pound note. Whilst getting his change, a 'friend' of this individual put a small amount of his own money into the same fruit machine scooping a rather sieable jackpot (none of which was shared with the individual who had put in a large sum of money). The resulting conversation went something like this:
"You did that with malice you cunt!"
"No I didn't"
"You cunt! You malice cunt. You maliced me."

Malice has been used ever since and has evolved into a word that can be used in conjunction with anything bad or untoward occurring.

"John fell down the stairs this morning"
"Malice. Is he ok?"

"John's parents split up last week"
"Malice. What's his mum's number?"

"Fancy a pint this evening, John?"
"No."
"Malice"

... etc.
by stopthebadman September 25, 2009
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Crap-o-matic

A terrible and worthless computer. A Hunk of junk. Shit.
Hey Janet, Take a look at this Crap-o-matic, I can shit out something that can process data faster.
by Kirill Morozov July 11, 2003
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Matincendisphobia

Pronounced ma-tin-sen-dis-foh-bee-uh, matincendisphobia is a condition where an entity becomes (or appears to become) fearful of mature internet censorship discussion.
The Australian Federal Government developed a case of matincendisphobia in July 2010 AD which was stopping it from progressing in life. It had numerous sessions with various psychiatrists and psychologists but had no success curing the phobia. Because the phobia had been known to have potentially dangerous side effects, the Australian Federal Government finally made the decision to visit Richard Bandler (co-creator of NLP) who helped it get over it's case of matincendisphobia and move on to live a functional life. Thank Eris.
by Karl Manx July 23, 2010
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