Masturbation

Too much work for more depression.

'You done some masturbation today, bro?' 'I tried til I cried.'

by Tswei November 08, 2019

masturbative

some thing/ approach/ activity/ discourse which aim satisfying oneself under the guise of a sublime cause.

his discourse is so masturbative .. he is not a public intellectual but just another narcisist wanker.

by silentio February 08, 2007

masturbate

Something Everybody does I mean EVERYBODY!!! (except people with cameras in every room, but the fund a way around it)

I masturbate every night!
It's Too FUN!!

by Masturbate is good! July 18, 2005

masturbation

an activity that every man has participated in.

You're into masturbation so why do you deny it?

by it's like shaving March 29, 2010

Masturbate

For guys only; If you want a really good orgasm quickly, then go into the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and cover the shaft of your penis with toilet paper. Move the toilet paper up and down, while pressing hard on your penis. The orgasm leaves you breathless, and I shot sperm about a foot and a half. FEELS GOOD.

Damn, I used to toilet paper to masturbate, and I think I was in heavon-on-earth.

by Master Bater. May 28, 2008

masturbation

pleasure acquired from the act of touching ones own privates.

text message
female: have you ever had masturbation frustration?

male: stoking my penis..
female: palming my clit naked on my bed. my legs are open.
male: good girl. how would you treat my johnny if you were here?
female: i'd suck you dry...

male: ooo? then you deserve a palm job till you squirt.
female: mm i like your big hands.

by naughtygirl November 18, 2013

masturbate

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!

by Dr. Whosis December 20, 2009