Mastermind

A guy who would do anything for you but fall in line for you is not a puppet to a mastermind.

The mastermind went and looked for another puppet when she found out the guy wasn't a puppet.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

euphoric mastermind

A mastermind of causing complete and utter euphoria

My girlfriend Cori is a euphoric mastermind

by twisted smurfette February 11, 2015

Diabolique masterpiece

Something that is grotesque, so you don’t want to give it too much credit, but upon further reflection you realize it’s a wonderful creation, even though it is quite terrible.

Looking upon a gross, giant, dead scorpion and seeing the detail of the outer shell, I realized it was a diabolique masterpiece.

by Elle Northwood September 7, 2019

Masterizzle

To masterbate all over your moms butthole

I masterizzle all over my mom for fun

by Gansters are Gay November 8, 2008

Kansas City Masterpiece

Anal Intercourse; A person shits on another person's penis. They then pull out and stick it in the person's mouth. mmmmmm! Bitch! Barbeque Sauce!

I gave your girl a Kansas City Masterpiece!

by PisaJuan September 12, 2006

ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨

Jellybean fans who spam in YouTube comment sections "ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨"

Jellybean fan: ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨
jellybean hater that's fatherless: die

by ExtraCheezy6942069 February 28, 2022

matterize

Voicing a positive or negative opinion about a person, place or thing.

If you really feel strongly about your flight on Southwest Airlines, you should totally matterize it.

by conversition April 1, 2009