masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Masterbrady

(n) 1. The act of deriving sensuous pleasure from doing AP Government & Politics and AP Microeconomics homework while erotically stimulating bodily members, e.g. a phallus, and achieved by manual or other fleshly contact exclusive of copulation, followed by a sudden oozing 2. An egghead

(v) 1. To confront your government teacher 2. To have a zen moment in class 3. To study politics and economics 4. To spellbind or threaten a student

(adj) 1. Showing physical, behavioral, or mental similarity with one's government teacher 2. Idiotically jocose, silly 3. Lacking hair on the armpits or pubis, shining

A:"Are you going to masterbrady tonight?"
B:"No, I'm going to do math homework instead."

A:"Did you notice Freddy was salivating in class today?"
B:"Yes, she was masterbradying."

by Freddy K. April 14, 2006

masterbate

getting freaky with oneself.

Hellen masterbated with herself.

by aklaskldfhe November 14, 2006

Masterbate

Any nigg debate with the master

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .

by Master in arms March 14, 2018

Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!

Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!

by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018

mastershake

a really creepy cartoon charachtar on adult swim. a milk shake.

that show mastershake is really weird

by matt March 28, 2005