Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection via pumping blood into their penis using their mind. This in reference to when somebody is "full mast".

This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could get it to stand up straight.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024

KRDK Radio Mast

a really really really really tall needle

literally broadcasts tv channels

630 meters tall (and if you don’t use the overused metric system, 2,060 feet)

worlds tallest radio tower (take that KVLY Radio Mast !)

guy 1: go jump off the KRDK Radio Mast for a viral video
guy 2: nah you crazy
guy 1: but it’s the worlds tallest needle
guy 2: still ridiculous

by jsavy June 28, 2024

Mast

Another word to describe someone as an asshole

Dude, you're acting like mast right now.

by Garmgarma September 19, 2023

Mast Cast

Like a wank bank for dudes, the Mast Cast is girl's list of hot dudes she thinks about when pleasuring herself.

Girl 1: Ugh, another Valentines Day alone!
Girl 2: Sounds like a great night in with your mast cast. Who's your number 1?
Girl 1: Oh, Ryan Gosling, obvs! I just play that scene from the Notebook over and over again and I get off in no time.

by TrashyRomance February 22, 2013

mast your rebate

Derived from the word masturbate. It means to announce/publicize rebates/discounts on products/services in your shop/shopping malls/super markets in case of a sale or so.

Hey why don't you mast your rebate to your customers.

by cybahacker March 16, 2009

Bullish Mast & Sail

a bullish mast & sail, invented by Theodicy in 2021, is found by a identifying a massive green candled centered in between ascending bottoms and tops left to right

The bullish mast & sail on Google's stock ticker makes me hard AF rn

by Theodicy_sandman July 5, 2021