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Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.
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Get the ammosexual marriage mug.A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.
"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."
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"No."
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"I stubbed my toe and my pinky got majingled."
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