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Maroon 5

They are a band. They used to be amazing, making songs like "Sunday Morning", "This Love", "She Will be Loved", and all of the other songs on their first album "Songs about Jane". Now they are shit, making songs like "Moves like Jagger".
*On my Ipod* Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Maroon 5, back when they were good.
Friend: I don't know who they are, can I listen?
Me: Of course.
Friend: OMG they are awesome! What do they sound like now?
*Youtube, Moves like Jagger* Me: ...This...*Cry*
Friend: Oh god. Why.
by Fatninja October 30, 2012
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San Marino

A citystate which forbids lawn ornaments such as flaming pink flamingos to exist on one's lawn fronts. Displays of these gaudy items are discouraged with expensive fines.
You will treat this lawn as though it was in San Marino, any trash on the grass will be cited and ticketed.
by graphic design student May 28, 2006
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san marino

The 4th smallest country in the world. Completely surrounded by Italy.
Capital: San Marino
by dictator October 19, 2003
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morono

Another way to say moron.
Morono, get offa my car!
by Zanmark November 15, 2004
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Maronization

Maronization comes from a broad Czech word, Maronizace. Its definitions are oblique, but are most often found correlating to "Maron Pero" as a means of equiping, using or distributing "Maron" or "Pero".
Its origins are dating circa late 1920s, when someone from Bearv Engineering Group jokingly named their product Maron Pero using the means of maronization. This leaves tracks to modern day with some products still being created under maronization or even called Maron or Pero.
Our group has called for server-wide maronization.
The company policy strictly prohibits maronizating their products by Maronees.
by Elusive Roxx Alt November 16, 2020
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Maroni

A hillbilly retard that was born near the outskirts of Wasilla, Alaska living with their inbred family for the entirety of their life amounting to nothing.
Ben: I love living in willow because I can distill my moonshine, build 4x4 diesel swampers, and run a trap line for varmints.

Thomas: you are such a Maroni.
by Thermos kegger November 15, 2013
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Marooned The 5

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.
Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,
by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011
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