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Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
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Marlon

Marlon is the most sweetest person you will ever meet. You can be yourself around him and be comfortable. He is very kind and nice but also can be very shy . Once you get to know him tho he is a really down to earth person. If you come across a Marlon you’re very lucky.
Did you Marlon today? He looks very nice.
by Chickendeznuts November 23, 2021
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Marlon

To pull someone into a TEAMS meeting, uninvited, at any time of the day...
Marlon Marloned Chris into a meeting at 1 AM
by MZ1987 June 17, 2021
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Marlon

Marlon is a great guy with a sexy body and a huge dick. He is very good in bed and has great sex. He’s always open for a Girlfriend and a hand or blow Job.
Is that Marlon? I had Sec with him last Friday and his dick is huge!
by Horny 2000 February 25, 2019
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Marlonized

When Michael burgess works on a car, it becomes marlonized
It’s been marlonized!
by Tbonemarlon July 14, 2020
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Marlon

A guy who may be good looking BUUUT definitely not bf material! Not a type of person to waste your energy on because they will never want to grow. They are the type of person who stays stuck on the hs vape phase.
Omg you're dating Marlon? DUMP HIM!!
by MADAM BERRIES & CREAM October 27, 2021
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marlon

Marlon is One of the funniest guys you will ever meet, he is full of creativity. Marlon is an athlete, He will become famous by being himself and make a lot of money
Ex teachers: There's now way that's marlon how is he making more money than me!!
by Emily.p October 23, 2017
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