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Marius Valvatne

I just saw Marius Valvatne. He is cooler than Samuel
by Safyhater May 12, 2022
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Marius von Hagen

marius von hagen: hi miss
me: LET ME LAP AT YOUR FAT COCK PLEASE
by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022
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Marius Von Hagen

marius von hagen: hi miss
rosa: marius! von! hagen!
by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022
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marius von hagen

also known as izumi kei or lu jinghe
he is the most handsome guy in the otome game, tears of themis
hes a very talented painter at the age of 21 (its set in 2030 so uhm) and hes rich. like hella rich
he also apparently owns ALMOST everything in stellis so thats lovely
he calls u onee-san and hes head over heels in love w rosa (mc)
marius: *makes a teasing joke / gesture*
rosa: marius von hagen !!!!!!!!
by Rosé-Marie Dupain December 23, 2021
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A Marius

A being incapable of having real thoughts and instead emulates childish feelings through substances such as energy drinks and cola.
Is often interested in weird things in the wrong way
"we need to celebrate 9/11 day" -a Marius
"I wan't to read (insert a certain german book)" - a Marius
by ProviJhin September 11, 2023
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National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
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Marius

A guy with either scandinavian or romanian ancestors.

he typically has a smaller than average dick due to the european climate
that guy is such a marius (either is from scandinavia or romania or he has a small penis. it can also be both)
by Large peepee haver July 28, 2021
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