Mario

Mario the start of his own game about were he simps usauly to prinsec peach or to his other hoes if she’s doing fine to get in the sheets in the procces he ruins Luigi and is very rude to him

Dang he’s such a Mario all he does is be with his girlfriend

by Pheno bird September 24, 2020

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Mario

An Italian plumber who speaks American, made by Japanese people and looks like a Mexican.

Oh, a new Mario game is out?

by BlueVideoGamer12 May 27, 2018

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Mario is an Italian man who secretly resembles Benito Mussolini created by Sega to battle the ongoing threat of child sized condoms, his GF Peach is a woman with a big fucking ass and is sexy, his brother ,Adolf Hitler, is a green mustache man who is actually a child rapist and resents Mario for his Adult based sexual life

Mario: Itsa me Negro Killer
Adolf Hitler:fuck you I raped your son

by JarEater September 15, 2019

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Mario

Mario is cute. you can't get him out of your mind.

dangggggg Mario is looking fine today.

by kjbrvuirghoiqefv December 22, 2018

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Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

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Mario

Pronounced mare-eeeeee-ooooo!!!! He’s very interesting. He’s nicer then most guys and has nice hair he is clueless sometime and doubtful but is very pretty pretty princess basically he’s cute not hot but cute and will glow up no doubt

Mario: you look great

You: thanks you too

Mario: *leaves on read without knowing*

by Lolbye12345678910 July 28, 2019

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