Martin 

noun. A nasal laugh after a pause that indicates that the otherwise believable preceding sentence was actually sarcastic.

verb. To Martin/do the Martin: 1. To end a straight faced sentence with a martin. 2. To get someone to believe something you say then shatter their believe through a martin. 3. To let out a martin in response to a statement you can't believe.

See also: Silent martin. An implied martin after a sentence that only an idiot would believe.

"Yeah, I'll be there. <martin>"

"Yeah I'll tidy my room by tomorrow. <martin>"

"He said he was one of the best looking blokes in his class but I couldn't help letting out a martin"

"Don't martin man, I'm serious"

Martin by Chama December 5, 2007

Martin 

A kinda stupid nerd, with lone self esteem. Has wounds that are hard to heal, and is very crazy/-chaotic. Also very shy and shorter than his friends.

Look at Martin over there!

Martin by TheDerpBirdo April 17, 2017

martin 

An Asian who has a smaller personality then his dick,

Martins dick isn't in the right place. It needs to go back in his pants. "Help my dick/pants keeps falling off"

martin by Chik October 30, 2017

Martin 

Someone who never knows how to make a story short. Also a highly motivated individual when putting his mind to something but will most likely fail miserably.

He’s a Martin for sure.

Martin by nocoomamatata September 1, 2019

Martin 

A kid with big ass feet. Can't fucking speak Spanish and has a little diCk

He's Martin

Martin by I tell the real shit22 March 15, 2019

Martin 

The one guy that every girl thinks is gay.

Hey is your friend gay?
Nah that's just Martin.

Martin by AdamHasBigShlong June 1, 2016

Martin 

Martin is really gay, he is often seen sucking dick on the side, he likes to talk to dudes and only dudes, because he is gay for them.

That Martin is hella gay.

Martin by MartinisGay October 8, 2019