mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug June 2, 2018

Mopping the Attic

The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.

I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.

by big_bfb September 14, 2006

Mopping

Drag queens shoplifting

Terry were mopping at the mall

by ROCKETJETZ51 May 2, 2019

dust mopping

The act of inserting ones finger in another person's anus through his or her underwear.

She just finished dust mopping me... creating a vortex with my dainties.

by ESP Strangelet June 5, 2009

Mopping

The act of cleaning the cum off of your mouth, after giving head, with the mans pubes

I love mopping the cum off of my mouth with your pubes.

by beanercunt March 15, 2011

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

Mupping

The act of "muploading" (mobile uploading)-usually used on facebook

person1: that's such a funny picture from last night!
person2: yeah i know i'm mupping it right now!

by anonymous961109345667892113 January 18, 2011