Manbearpig

someone who doesn't know how to brush their hair, teeth, nor how to shower. This person has very bad body oder and large front teeth. They also wear clothes that are too small for them. Aka: MBP

ALD looks like a manbearpig because she doesn't know what good hygiene is.

by Kayla Thomson December 25, 2007

mancession

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.

Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

by windowofopportunity June 22, 2009

Mandeep

It is a sikh name meaning light of the sages. A sage is known as a mentor in spiritual topics, they are known for their profound wisdom.

It can be a man or womans name.
It can be spelt as Mandeep or Mandip

by Sikh-gal May 2, 2009

Manweave

a sexual act involving at least three men. Similar to an orgy where many, many, many, many gay men pile on top of each other during sexual penetration for euphoric orgiastic pleasure. Known as a manweave because of the weaving action of the anal penetration (like weaving a wicker basket) between the several male partners involved. Lesbians with strap-ons have also been known to perform this act.

Me and my friends did a 5,000 man manweave that started in Detroit and ended in Baltimore. Man we sure weaved up those dudes.

by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007

mancession

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.

Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.

by michaliann October 1, 2009

manweenoos

A curving arching penis boner. Kind of forms the shape of those pipes in that one game.

His manweenoos is inside of me!

by ANoosbulbtata September 11, 2010

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011