manket

1) a man who also serves the purpose of a blanket.

2) a man used to keep one warm in the absence of a blanket.

Did you see the way Kevin's eyes bugged out when he spotted Tiffanny with her manket?

I wish I had my very own manket to keep me nice and warm at night.

by marylynh December 29, 2009

'Manged

Banning from social events and gatherings because of a racially prejudiced view, and denouncement by your piers. Defined by user KoolMang from ubersite.com being banned for being prejudiced towards pretty much everyone.

Dude, you keep sprouin' that anti-semitic bull, you'll get 'Manged.

by DeathJester October 22, 2004

Makedde

This Big Mac is a calculator

Likes all boys but they don’t feel the same way;(
Thinks Beetroot is divine
Hates netball

Makedde is how u actually spell it

by peterpiperpullupwithanewpistol October 22, 2018

Manke

Person with a specific face. Girls would like to sit on it, but wouldn't want to wake up besides someone with this kind of face.

Samira: Did you get lucky last night?
Caitlyn: Yeah, I went to Manke's place.
Samira: I assume you left after he fell asleep??
Caitlyn: Yeah yeah of course. Why would I ever wake up besides a Manke.

by Emppuking October 18, 2020

mankenize

to come into an ordinary situation, a party, people chillin, where things appear to be normal and somebody mankenizes the situation by making somehting out of control, unexpected, and outrageouse occur... kicking life (a lot of it) into the situation.

we were playin vid games, untill john jumped through the drywall and mankenized our apartment.

by atownholla January 2, 2008

Manned Out

When a male's subconscious went into the world of titties and football and ignored every VERY important thing the female said.

girl: "So Suzie said that she told Mary that Bob was... Are you listening to me?"

man: *no response*

girl: "Oh.My.God. You just totally manned out on me!"

man: "Huh?"

by NellieReno March 14, 2011

Manned Goods

A guys junk. His Special area. His penis/balls.

Matt threw the protractor and it hit me right in manned goods.

by ThejHamel June 21, 2011