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manitoba blood family

L.A. Bloods incarerated inside Stoney Mountian Penitentiary start a new Bloodset in 2000 called MBF to fight back against rivals such as Crips and Indian Posse but soon turned their attention to the Manitoba Warriors as their arch rival.
damn i got beat up by those mbf's for wearing all black, manitoba blood family hate blackflaggs dude.
by AboriginalGangExpert December 22, 2015
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Manitoba Wheezy

A female lies down on her back as the male sits on her trachea, this creates the "wheeze" While this is occurring the female is sucking the males testicles, and then following ejaculation into the female eyes the male must urinate in the females mouth.
"Dude i totally gave Alyssa a Manitoba Wheezy last night."
by andrewjonnyjoshbrendan October 3, 2008
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mapitout

a method to plan out your day by which you plot spots on a map that you need to travel to
i need to mapitout and generate an itinerary since i have a lot of places to go to today.
by @mapitout_ January 6, 2014
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Manitoba

Manitoba is the Lost Province of Canada with only 1.9 People per Square Kilometre, only Highly Educated Canadians know of this Secret or Lost Province for it holds no relavence to anything.
Hey! did you know theres a 12 province ?! its called Manitoba!
by BobbyBobBob August 1, 2005
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Manitoba

Province in Canada. Barren wasteland that should be demoted to a "territory".
Manitoba? Who the f*ck would live here?
by cynical1 October 23, 2005
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Manitoba Toothbrush

The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.
Pat laid there in misery, while Chad performed the Manitoba Toothbrush on his teeth.
by chad mullins March 28, 2009
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Manitoba Tuck

When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.
It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.

The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.
by gee_ March 7, 2018
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