My mailman is large.
My mailman is about to come deliver you something special.
You want some of my mailman?
My mailman is about to come deliver you something special.
You want some of my mailman?
by 4x4mudslinger@yahoo.com September 28, 2017
Get the Mailman mug.A person says "main man," especially so others may hear, to insinuate that they have a number of friends; the target of "main man" is just one of many friends that this person has. When a person resorts to saying "main man" outloud, he or she wants the world to know that he/she has many friends other than the target of "main man," so often the person who says "main man" may have insecurities or personality traits that result in him/her not having many friends.
The homeless person, who does not have many friends, said "main man" to me to suggest that I was just one of his many friends.
by Bart Hodolmyer July 12, 2015
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"Why do you take your umbrella? It's not raining!"
"Yes I know, but I prefer to have it, MANIMAN...."
"Yes I know, but I prefer to have it, MANIMAN...."
by nicoletta September 27, 2004
Get the maniman mug.The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.
Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
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Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008
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Sports-related mostly.
This could also refer to Karl Malone...but not anymore since hes washed up.
Mailman-Big man on Campus
Sports-related mostly.
This could also refer to Karl Malone...but not anymore since hes washed up.
Mailman-Big man on Campus
by The Prime Time Performer April 10, 2009
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Get the Mainland mug.A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.
by The Dutch Dictionary October 1, 2003
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