maths magician

a typical fucking nerd

jake is so good at maths hes a regular maths magician!
yeah ur rite hes a fuckin nerd lets beat him up

by jackass_12345 May 28, 2007

white magician

Sexual act performed on a chair whereby a female gives a male (sitting) a blow job. Just prior to climaxing, the male shoots his load up over his head and BEHIND his back, catching it with his right hand. Immediately he slaps the female's face before she knows what has happened.

"He asked me if I wanted a 'white magician' and then I had cum on my face."

by therube February 24, 2010

Hillbilly Magician

Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.

I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night

by Capt Kirk December 16, 2008

Semen Magician

A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.

Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Marlboro Magician

After a man and his wife has 2 children and he leaves to go get cigarettes but never returns until 6 years later, married to his ex wifes sister and kidnaps their 2 children and then repeats the process a 2nd time.

My Dad was so amazing that he was able to pull a Marlboro Magician on my mom and my aunt.

by Tac0Slay3r November 2, 2020

Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023