maths magician

a typical fucking nerd

jake is so good at maths hes a regular maths magician!
yeah ur rite hes a fuckin nerd lets beat him up

by jackass_12345 May 28, 2007

white magician

Sexual act performed on a chair whereby a female gives a male (sitting) a blow job. Just prior to climaxing, the male shoots his load up over his head and BEHIND his back, catching it with his right hand. Immediately he slaps the female's face before she knows what has happened.

"He asked me if I wanted a 'white magician' and then I had cum on my face."

by therube February 24, 2010

Hillbilly Magician

Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.

I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night

by Capt Kirk December 16, 2008

Semen Magician

A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.

Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

Marlboro Magician

After a man and his wife has 2 children and he leaves to go get cigarettes but never returns until 6 years later, married to his ex wifes sister and kidnaps their 2 children and then repeats the process a 2nd time.

My Dad was so amazing that he was able to pull a Marlboro Magician on my mom and my aunt.

by Tac0Slay3r November 2, 2020

magician penutbutter

A magically, mischievous, magician who's motives to manipulate time in order to make every toast be spread with marvelously, magnificent peanutbutter. Instead of stinky old cream cheese.

Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut

by The Peanutbutter Magician December 14, 2018