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madam im adam

madam im adam=Hello Ma'am . My name is Adam
by Roseynosey August 8, 2016
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Madam Comeau

The dumbest teacher to ever live. At the top of the stupid teacher scale. Doesn't know when to get mad at kids, often yelling at the kid beside the one who is doing the trouble. Rarely notices things and just doesn't understand how to teach well.
Madam Comeau is the dumbest teacher I've ever had! Today the girl beside me was laughing at something on her phone and I got in trouble for it! She took my computer from me even though it wasn't me!
by McPoule April 26, 2019
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Madame Hart

The type of french teacher who gives homework and copies work cheats until you die

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Michail: Wow she copied this paper 3 times for everyone
Mark: What a Madame Hart
by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020
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madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.
The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine
by GG Allin October 8, 2020
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Madame Haider

Considered a sex symbol in many parts of france and the middle east, she looks 18,she often gets mistaken for 16, she has a sicilian driver and sardinian bodyguard. Italian have been at service for her family for 7 generations.
Go with the diamonds, they’re so Madame Haider
by nerdjisse March 15, 2021
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Doctor Madas

Someone who, during oral sex, looks up and says "look I'm a doctor"
That kid pulled a doctor madas last night and his girlfriends pissed.
by hardy harhar April 25, 2009
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madason

A gorgeous girl usually having blonde hair.the sweetest chick you will ever meet and so fun to be around!
Madason is so dang sweet
by Ablobc June 19, 2015
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