Canadian Mud Shark

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.

Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?

by Jason Hard January 11, 2009

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mud stomper

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it with both feet to plant it down the drain

Janet: "Steve took another mud stomper in the shower last night smh"
Karen "Again!?!?"

by EatshitanddieJanet October 5, 2017

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Mud slide • mud shark • mud skipper • Mud Slut • Mud-slinger • mud-slinging • mud slap • mud snake • mud sliding • Mud Sock

Mud Shake

The fluid, often brown with creamy swirls, created by one man blowing a load in another man's rectum.

"I hear that dude loves a good mud shake."

by Coon Cookie May 9, 2010

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Mud slut

Woman, usually college age, who wears daisy dukes and cowboy boots to go out to honky to keep bars and lure men to their deaths through child support and alimony.

Look at the mud sluts trolling Broadway down by Tootsie's.

by Nashvillelyftdude April 14, 2017

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Mud Slide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea.

Guy One: So how was that girl from the bar last night.

Guy Two: Don't ask.

Guy One: It couldn't have been that bad.

Guy Two: It wasn't until we experienced a major mud slide.

Guy One: Gross!!

by Sedative25 August 13, 2013

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