messy boy

A messy boy is an adult male dressing up as a little boy and eats messy to please rich old Japanese women

Did you hear Brad turned into a messy boy

by I'mAstarfish July 8, 2018

moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

Ted Mosby-ed

When you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.

"Dude I messed up last night, I brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally Ted Mosby-ed her mid makeout session. She just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left."

by Dexvd February 29, 2012

Moss Muncher

One who plants his or her face directly into a well forested nest of pubic hair and proceeds to munch.

The two sexual deviants couldn't decide who was going to be the Moss Muncher or the receiver .

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Mosby'd

To be told "I Love you" very early in a relationship.

I was talking to my sister on the phone last week and said she was Mosby'd the night before.

by Rexpop April 12, 2010

chase moss

a verb or adjective involving being relaxed, lax, and chilled-out. Can be abbreviated to simply "moss"

Example 1:

Person 1: OMFG, I GOTTA CHECK MYSPACE
Dude 1: Hey man, chase moss for a second, won't ya?

Example 2:

Person 1 (on the phone): Sup, what are you doing?
Dude 1: Oh nothin' really man, just listening to some O.A.R., downin' some brewskies.
Person 1: Damn! You are so (chase) moss

by Reynold Dawn July 6, 2008

moss check

Often confused with vibe check, moss check is used to spontaneously check to see if the mandem in the room or vicinity are mossin.

Person 1: Moss Check?
Person 2: We mossin'

by A Refrigerator October 24, 2019