by Stewart Giligan Griffin June 24, 2006
So soft, so round, and so hairy..........
The main three components needed for a man to feel far superior to a woman.
The main three components needed for a man to feel far superior to a woman.
Me: Hey dude totally sweet MOOBS!
Fat guy: Thanks, I had to be an alcaholic for six years to get these babies!
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Fat guy 2: Fuck you bitch! Now men can have breasts too!
Fat guy: Thanks, I had to be an alcaholic for six years to get these babies!
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Fat guy 2: Fuck you bitch! Now men can have breasts too!
by benandjerry May 06, 2007
by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 13, 2003
man + boobs = moobs
when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
by ale-ale-jandro August 25, 2011
Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.
At the doctors.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
by Jimmy 4 life! December 31, 2018
by Neikiva June 05, 2007
by Anissa Pinedo August 19, 2007