Mock-Jock

Mock trial is amazing. lets start with that. and though some people call us dedicated people mock trial nerds, we prefer to stick with a better name: Mock-Jock

no, i'm a mock-jock

by hijfd December 6, 2010

mock rape

the art of thrusting secretively behind one's back while waving your RIGHT hand in the air. no lube is needed.

i mock raped your papa.

by jason shiz June 25, 2003

mock-hoss

A man who is strong, ripped, fearless, has good looks and their nickname is MOCCASIN. People often know not to mess with him, he is often referred to the famous Chuck Norris, only with better looks. He is also loved by the ladies.

Girl 1- Did you see that man walk by? He was so handsome
Girl 2- hmmm yummy! He is a mock-hoss!

by the original Mock-Hoss January 13, 2008

mock rape

ski is gay.

i know who you are.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

mock bottom

A fake, deceptive or mendacious show of poverty.

A friend pleads poverty to avoid paying his way in a chi-chi restaurant when in fact he has money to burn. Far from being "rock bottom" he is said to be "mock bottom".

by Davis Matthews March 3, 2008

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

Mock block

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead

Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked

by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018