Milwaukee Garden Hose

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.

I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.

by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022

Dodge milodge

An expression used to describe something that is inappropriate, rude or offensive. Can be used as an adjective, or can simply be declared on its own as a response to something.

"That film was dodge milodge."
or

"Did you see that? Dodge milodge!"

by Small_fish October 5, 2012

MILDEW

Mom I'd like to do every weekend

Cal: Hey you see that MILDEW over there?
Andrew: Nah I normally don't look at fungus
Cal: No no that 'MILDEW'
Andrew: Oh yeah she's a babe

by I'm Gudda Gudda May 10, 2010

mildo madness

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.

Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.

by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006

Milwaukee Flash Mob

The practice of gathering a large group of African-American people together in a crowded environment and simultaneously beginning to target and assault any white people in the vicinity. It is similar to a traditional flash mob in that the event is pre-planned via text message, social networking, or e-mail. Instead of breaking out into a coordinated song and dance, the people involved assault nearby white people and vandalize and loot nearby vendors.

For example, on August 4, 2011, a group of approximately 100 Africa-American teenagers launched a Milwaukee Flash Mob at the state fair grounds in West Allis, WI following an M.C. Hammer concert.

by milwaukeemayhem August 7, 2011

Milwaukee's beast

a brew popular among area teens for its low price and brand name qualities. also known as THE BEAST

kid 1: man is your older brother gonna get us some booze for after prom
kid 2: yeah what should we get
kid 1: i dunno, the beast. you have a beer bong?
kid 2: no i but we can make one.
kid 1: for sure. go with the beast.

by edde April 22, 2005

Milwaukee pedicure

when you cum in a girl's shoes while she's sleeping in the middle of the night, then wake her up by telling her there's a fire and to put on her shoes.

Last night after I fucked Lizzy, I gave her a Milwaukee pedicure and she stepped in my cum.

by M Hans September 25, 2006