Cara de Mil Putasos

Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!
Guy1 ask, "te la cojes a esa vieja?"

Guy2 says, "tiene cara de mil putasos pero si me la echo!"
by JAVYair August 31, 2009
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Mil Town Shout out

Sending someone a picture of your genitals. It is credited to Milwaukee (Mil Town) because of Milwaukee's connection to sausages.
Yo, I sent Kevin a Mil Town Shout out yesterday. Dude was pissed.
by hollywood414 June 20, 2010
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Mils xx

Barneys fucking dream come true he would spunk all over her
"oh Mils xx let me cum in ur ear "
by The Stalker In Your wardrobe January 01, 2020
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Blair's MIL

I fine specimen of a mature woman. Acts shy but when she goes down on you it's like she's giving your junk a secret handshake like a long lost friend she hasn't seen in a while. She likes nothing more than to Netflix and chill with a nice glass of vino. Whenever you're lonely be sure to hit up Blair's mil.
After the golf course I need to stop at Blair's MIL's house for A quick game of hide the salami.
by Ryan boone June 27, 2022
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Ape Dos Mil

Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know

Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know

I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.

You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke

How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?

Ape Dos Mil
by Death Menace May 11, 2023
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mil-mil

To be the most beautiful and most adorable person at the same time, perfection. The nicest and kindest potato and the only death ever. To know mil-mil is to be the luckiest person in existence, one can only dream to be close to her.

The funniest, sweetest, cutest, hottest, most caring, beautiful, caring, nicest, kindest and smartest fool anybody could hope to know.
" How can someone be the hottest and most adorable person at the same fucking time?!"
" Only mil-mil is like that"
"i wonder what's her real name tho...."
by satantheoneandonly August 30, 2017
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Mil sugi

Mil sugi frate.
You suck it bro.
by romanian man1000 October 22, 2023
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