Pro-Milf

Exceeding the level of milf, it is far beyond your expectations. Its someone with ginormous tits and ass and who loves dick whenever its offered. She tends to be a science teacher who flashes her boobs whenever she can at anyone. She wears HUGE fake finger nails and scratches her huge ass cleavage. She puts her nudes on a projector so the class can see.

Student 1: Look at that PRO-MILF!!!!
Student 2: Who the teacher?!?
Student 3: Yeah!!! Look at those HUGE TITS AND ASS!!!
Student 1: Is she flashing her tits this way.
PRO-MILF: Hey boys... You want me to show you biology?
Student 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by Horny kid November 14, 2016

milfgina

The vagina of a milf. A conjugate of "milf" and "vagina." Hence, "milfgina"

"YO, that's some fine milfgina."
Or, "Damn, I gotta get me somma dat tasty ass milfgina for lunch B."

by MILFhunter6969pro April 12, 2008

milfabilly

A rockabilly or pschobilly mother one would care to engage in copulation.

I spotted this Masuimi Max lookin chick at the rod show pullin her kid around in this ol'school Radio Flyer.... Total Milfabilly!

by Face Mugsley September 6, 2011

milf wagon

A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.

Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.

"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"

by David the Pimp January 10, 2008

milf-town

Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.

"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."

by Guy Lafleur January 17, 2008

milf man

milford mandarin restaurant

Let's hit up milf man later.

by bazeballboy5757 June 23, 2009

milfiest

Something that is the most milfy; Having the characteristics of a MILF such that it stands above all other MILFs.

That porn is the milfiest I have ever seen, so much so that I didn't even have to use lotion!

by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005