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Mislation

The process of an object accidentally falling to the ground, only to land up in the most illogical location imaginable. One could also use this term to describe a thought process that becomes so derailed, as to end up being the most improbable and awkward. To mislate something.
Yesterday, I had a case of mislation. As I took my keys out of my pocket, my friends wedding ring fell out and I couldn't find it. An hour later when I was in the kitchen, I found it in the drawer resting under a tea-strainer!

You've got to see Adam when he's been drinking, total mislation of thought. He started off telling me about his job and ended on a conversation about snail venom.
by Billy-Bob Savage October 31, 2010
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Doordash migraine

When your a doordash driver and doordash keeps sending you low offers that causes you to have a migraine from it .
Driver: doordash just showed me a $3 50 mile order . I think I just got a doordash migraine
by alphamaledoer69 July 13, 2021
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migraine

A migraine is basically a headache on steroids. Migraines are caused from swellings of veins in the brain. It's probably one of the worst feelings ever. It can range from a pain in one side of a head to all over. Imagine a hammer constantly being slammed into your head over and over and over. The constant pulsing of pain. It will disable you're daily routine.

You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.

Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.
1.) I used to have migraines all the time in my early teen years. I had to be hospitalized once. It sucked so much. Thank god I outgrew them.

2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."

3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.
by aldwardo November 22, 2006
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migraine

A headache which might have been invented by the Marquis de Sade. Something that makes you regret - well, whatever you've done wrong in this world.
Shut up, this migraine is driving me crazy.
by adolorido October 4, 2016
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Migrained

A word used to describe that you are suffering from migraine attack.. where migraines are super-headaches which gives you a feeling of hell on earth !!
Dude I have been migrained, I can't make it to the bar !!
by M.B.T October 12, 2010
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migraine

Man, I have a migraine.
Damn, that sucks.
by darwingcster September 9, 2010
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Oscar Migraine

A migraine headache attributed to when a mans penis is repeatedly slapped across a womens forehead. The name is derived from a popular American hotdog, Oscar Mayer.
I slapped my wife head so hard with my foot long cock that she had an Oscar Migraine the next day.
by MisterWhite&Chatty June 16, 2010
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