metrosexual

A closetted gay man who enjoys maxing his credit cards, emptying his bank account and mortaging his house for the 11th time in his pursuit for the latest fashion items and beauty care products.

He enjoys being admired by just anyone, gay or straight, but claims to be nothing but straight.

Brad Pitt is a metrosexual

by MetroBoy April 27, 2005

metrosexual

A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."

by Squeed September 21, 2005

metrosexual

the first step that someone takes to become a homosexual

look dude he's becoming a metrosexual
yeah, that's the first step, before , he gets homo

by BeatBoX January 27, 2007

metrosexual

a man who has been bitten by another metrosexual, thereby showing all the characterisics of a woman or gay man. the metrosexual must feed on period blood three times a month to keep this disguise. often extreme cases begin to kiss men and wear designer womans shoes.

TIMBOLAY JIMBERS is a metrosexual to the nines

by Dread Pyrate Bonney March 18, 2005

metrosexual

Just means somebody who 'takes care of himself' by buying a lot of nice gay clothes..... Heh... But tries to pretend they are actually a heterosexual.

Fonzworth Bentley is a metrosexual. You might of seen him in the Usher - Yeah video.. Hes the one playing the violin for no damn reason. Also in Outkast - I Like The Way You Move... He flies in with an umbrella... Such a metrosexual...

by FuckThisAndFuckYou November 24, 2004

metrosexual

A sophisticated straight man who likes to shop for and wear fashionable clothes, shoes etc. Not to be confused with Typical Gay males who have a keen eye for fashion.

I heard it used on TV once where Ryan Seacrest was admitting to being a Metrosexual. He was refering to the fact that he likes to go shop for style-ish and fashionable apparel. So, next time you see a guy who is sporting some fly gear don't jump to conclusions about his sexuality.

by The All seeing Eye May 13, 2007

Metrosexual

A effeminate, self-centered man who devotes far too much time to his appearance. A sissy.

Wheldon the metrosexual went into the bathroom to admire himself in the mirror.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.

by Belinda the Goat July 5, 2008