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Micro-Meese

A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.
Don't you just love the smell of Micro-Meese in the morning?
by Meese Meister January 25, 2018
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meese

The REAL pronunciation for a group of moose.
Look at all those motherfuckin' meese!
by Cookie_DaWolf April 23, 2017
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Meeker

This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.
Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"
by EWalker November 12, 2011
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Meece off

Those who use the term "meece off" are usually the meeces themselves. They like to call other people meeces because they think its cool or they think it might insult the other person (even tho they dont know what it means). This word doesnt really have a meaning.
if you add 3s to your meece it makes u more elite.

Quote wikipedia:
The plural of moose is "moose" not "meece" as it is often used jokingly due to the fact that the plural of "goose" is "geese.

So dont get them confused...nub
Meece off you piece of meece.
Who the meece do you think you are?
Your a meece eating fag.
Meece off n00b.
m33c3 off!!!
by -Rampage- November 11, 2007
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meeces

Plural of mice. Taken from the song "Scrooge" in "The Muppet Christmas Carol".
"No cheeses for us meeces."
by nike_new_york January 15, 2008
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Meese

Gee Willickers Marv look at all those Meese over dere
by LildickLewis October 29, 2018
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what? MEEEEEAT!

when someone says what, the other person yells MEAT! in a very loud and exagerated fashion.
You said what? MEEEEEAT!
by Brad Vagedes April 30, 2007
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