A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.
Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!
by Dirty January 03, 2004
A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.
I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.
by PyroLogiK January 06, 2008
by thisisfrusterating February 15, 2010
A Mayonnaise Hotdog is when a man is hitting it from the back, and right before the man cums they pull out and jizz in between the butt cheeks of the person. Then the man mashes the persons butt cheeks in between their wiener creating a Mayonnaise Hotdog.
Marshall: “Ya man, last night I gave her a Mayonnaise Hotdog.”
Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”
Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”
Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”
Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”
Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”
Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”
by Beatdameaty August 05, 2020
A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic
Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian
by GodConfirms February 27, 2020
by Sanity of Insanity January 13, 2007
Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."
-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"
-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
by JHammy June 19, 2011