matúš

A slav usually born in eastern europe comes from a village or small town which is not too popular but it is always in his heart. Most people called 'matúš' are normally straight. Matúš works hard and therefore he is good looking and when he grows up may not be rich but will have a pretty wife.

Matúš stop fucking about.
Dont do it matúš for fuck sake.

by ILikeNoOne August 22, 2019

Mateship

Australian in origin; to abandon your citizens overseas during a global pandemic and then threaten them with jail time if they try to return back home

Australia's COVID response has been an excellent demonstration of mateship.

by strandedaustralian July 1, 2021

Matheus

A god of seducing woman yet somehow always gets rejected by woman

Matheus- hey wanna date?
Melia-NOPE

by WhatTheFuckIsThisWebsite? June 20, 2018

Mateusz

He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.

-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone

by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019

platonic life mates

Super close platonic friends
who love each other like brother and sister
have alot in common and do everything together
(The guy-girl eqivalnt to hetero life mates)

Shaine and David are always together yet not dating there platonic life mates sorta liek Jay and Silent Bob

by tha infamous nobody December 9, 2008

mathusa

Mathusa is a sweet, kind, caring and gentle girl. She’s one of the most loyal and golden-hearted people you’ll ever meet. But if you mess with people who she cares about prepare to be destroyed.

I wish I had a friend like Mathusa

by XxAnonoymousxX December 19, 2017

Battery Mates

1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.

2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.

1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.

2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010