masta k unit

a ganster name for people with names that start with k. it is used by people who just dont feel cool enough being referred to by their real name

Amanda: hey, what's your name?
Karen: masta k unit.
Amanda: oh wow.

by iloveyou xoxo July 25, 2009

Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

Masta Flow

A legendary, charismatic and sexy rapper from the east coast that once had a myspace but was hated on so much on and offline that he cancelled his account. Known for his singles "2 Cool 4 Skool" and "Rupturin Skullz", His style was known for uplifting peoples spirits and forcing people to laugh on public transportation while lowering their IQ's.

OMG that dude Masta Flow is so sick in the skull! You should check him out on soundclick or somethin.

by Sexychica18 October 5, 2007

twinke masta

an adjective used to describe anything rushed too quickly out of the womb or built in a fourth of half its recommended time

this treehouse is so twinke masta, the entire structure collapsed when i made a tiny nudge with my finger!

by twinke masta May 12, 2004

mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!

by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008

Massahampshire

A pejorative term used to describe the southern region of New Hampshire (sometimes just the region of the state that is south of Manchester and east of Milford including the Merrimack Valley and Seacost) with the notion that it is turning into Massachusetts due to the large number of former Massachusetts residents moving there. The term denotes the idea that Massachusetts residents are causing NH taxes to be raised and a "nanny state" to be formed simply by being there. To much contrast, most Massachusians in NH are far right-wingers who come to NH as tax refugees.

A similar phenomenon would be "New Yorkticutt", the notion that the western part of Connecticut has been turned into a mini-New York city by moving there.

Person 1: New Hampshire?! More like MASSAHAMPSHIRE! With all of these Massachusetts people moving here we might as well let Massachusetts annex Rockingham and Hillsborough counties!

Person 2: Actually, the Massachusians are the only reason NH is still Republican, dumbass.

by 603explorer February 23, 2010

the mastadon

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)

jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night

by team mastadon January 8, 2005