A creature that romes the chilling icy streets of the Gothenburg area, and is discribed as a short aryan man with big ears in proportion too his face. He can often be seen with the Ante Pante (which can be seen in two forms) and sometimes with big foot Lucas. His last name is german so we have a few theories that he may be a swedish-german experiment during the nazi regime.
by Fjante November 19, 2018
Get the Markus Vogelmug. Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...
by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021
Get the doing the Markusmug. A creature compared to god but in reality is atleast a trillion times stronger, smarter, hotter, sexier and more confident. Till now there was nothing more beautiful and handsome then a god untill i met Markus. Markus was way more then a god he was like multiple gods in one but just one on the same time. Chinas gaming skills cant even be compared to Markus this guy is like an santient AI but then 100000 times more calculated. For now its the worlds duty to make Markus our new religion and ruler of this world as we are nothing compared to him. This more then a god creature has the ability to attract every single female in a 100km radius if he farts.
For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal.
Abilities
Can transform his cock into any shape and size.
Can attract any female in a 100km radius
Can make any male a betamale on command.
can outgame even faker.
For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal.
Abilities
Can transform his cock into any shape and size.
Can attract any female in a 100km radius
Can make any male a betamale on command.
can outgame even faker.
by somethingweqoitjwtqigwe December 31, 2022
Get the Markusmug. by arilovesu January 25, 2023
Get the markusmug. by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016
Get the Markusmug. 
Markus is sexiest guy in the universe, who cares about everybody and wants to be everyones friend. He has a massive D and is ripped as hell. Girls wuldn't want to miss out on this guy.
by Anonymus600 February 10, 2020
Get the Markusmug.